Do you know Hyacinth "Bouquet" from the fabulous British comedy "Keeping Up Appearances"?
Well, my DH has always told me that I remind him of Hyacinth. So, today when we had company and my little dachshund left a 'present' on the bathroom floor (unbeknownst to me), my company was so polite, he didn't even mention it! Of course, I was totally embarrassed....it was my Hyacinth moment!!